Here I was over at Robert’s blog awhile back , http://101books.net , laughing myself silly at the post he had about his spam messages. WordPress does a good job of filtering out my spam so it never reaches the comment areas but they do keep those messages in a file so I can read them if I want. Until today I never bothered but after Robert’s post I just had to go see what was in there. I think I laughed harder at my spam then I did at Robert’s.
Here’s hoping you get a chuckle out of these. My blog post title is in ( ) so you know what they were referring to when they commented, not that any of these had anything to do with what the post was all about.
Spam I get:
(Deet’s Bucket List-College Library)
1. Sorry to be so blunt! You should try some Norwegian carrot cake to cheer you up instead.
Deet-Obviously I need this cake instead of travelling to view a library.
2. Just had honest talk with self. Not a bad fellow, knows a lot about me. Should consult him more often
Deet-There is nothing like a bit of self talk when you share it with strangers.
(Review-A Regency Holiday-(Anthology)
Thank you for this information. I have been looking for a way out of my boring marriage. Now I have an option. Before there was never any opportunity for me to escape this relationship, now thanks to **, I do. It is such a relief to be able to find an outlet that can help me find someone to cheat with after being stuck in a loveless marriage for over 5 years with no excitement, and definitely no sex. With using ** I have a better shot to feel alive again. Even though I really want to be monogomous, being stuck in this marriage for the last 15 years really made me need to find someone else for pleasure. I did eventually found it in ** that provided me with the fun and excitement that I have been searching for. Now I can finally enjoy sex again without my partner, and without any commitment.
Deet- I have no clue who ** is but I think I’m happy to have been some help here. Help was really needed obviously. Update- found out that ** is a social sight for those looking for an affair. I’m so sheltered.
(Deet’s Life-How do you read)
It’s the last straw that breaks the camel’s back.
Deet-You said it buddy.
(Best Reads of 2011)
I wish for you to understand something through the beginning of this document understanding that one thing is this: My partner and i care about your needs and that i truly mean that.
Deet-Its about time somebody cared, thanks.
(Review- The Thorn and the Blossom)
The early riser gets through his business but not through early rising
Deet- If he doesn’t get through early rising how does he get through his business and what the heck business is his business. I’m confused cause the last I heard was if you had business to get through you better darn well rise early.